Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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