Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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