do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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