Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad