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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd

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  lock that shit down

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex

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• (207): View more from Maine

  And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (646): View more from New York

  I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog

  (813): View more from Florida

  I'm afraid to ask what that means

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  can you please not set my house on fire for once???

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