I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
A+ Viking dick
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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