Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I can't turn off my feet"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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