i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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