dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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