so that wasnt chicken after all
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize