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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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