what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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