I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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