let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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