I hate all girls vehemently.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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