There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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