Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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