At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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