was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't think brook has ever known best
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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