i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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