i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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