i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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