apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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