Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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