I'm jealous of your bromance
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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