That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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