Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together