so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dick very happy bro