when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.