Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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