I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm determined to sit on that face.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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