do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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