Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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