That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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