I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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