Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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