The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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