she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some magic done to my vagina
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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