just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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