ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I've blown a few things in my day
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
