All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So squirting runs in the family.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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