so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My nipple is on Facebook.
Do you still have your period?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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