FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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