After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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