i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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