seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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