dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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