getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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