Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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