we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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