This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
its liver damage thursday
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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