Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
