Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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