Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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