i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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