Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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